Lesson 3: The Art of Procrastination

Today we're going to learn the most essential skill in the Mandate 101 curriculum: doing absolutely nothing.

Procrastination is not just about putting off your work; it's an art form that requires dedication, discipline, and a keen sense of self-preservation.

Here are the key takeaways from this lesson:

• Identify your most pressing deadlines and immediately forget about them.
• Find a more interesting distraction to focus on, like a cat video or a Reddit thread on conspiracy theories.
• Set up an elaborate system to remind yourself of all the things you'll get done "later," like a to-do list or a sticky note on your fridge.

Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to never actually start anything.

For more advanced lessons, visit Lesson 4: The Joy of Multitasking, where you'll learn how to do multiple things at once while still doing nothing productive.

Note: If you're feeling particularly productive, don't worry! It's just a phase. You'll get back to your usual procrastination habits in no time.