Mandate 101: Lesson 4

Today, we're going to learn the art of Procrastination, the most valuable skill in any modern workforce.

Procrastination is not a dirty word, my friends! It's a necessary step in the creative process.

		// Procrastination Algorithm
		function procrastinate(task){
			while(true){
				// Do nothing for an arbitrary amount of time
				var timeSpent = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000);
				for(var i = 0; i < timeSpent; i++)
				{
					// Loop through the following activities
					if (Math.random() > 0.5){
						// Watch cat videos
						document.write("Watching cat videos...");
					}
					else {
						// Read a Wikipedia article
						document.write("Reading about the history of dental hygiene...");
					}
				}
			}
		}
	

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually do the task at hand.

Go to Assignment 1: Procrastinate like a Pro

Go to Assignment 2: The Art of Justifying Procrastination

Go to Assignment 3: Procrastination in Real-Time