As a proud member of the Mandate Enforcement Agency, I'm here to tell you that you did, in fact, wear the wrong socks today.
According to our advanced sock-detecting technology, your footwear choices are a clear violation of Mandate 42, Section 7, Subsection B.
Don't worry, we're not here to judge. But we do need to fine you $100 for this egregious offense. Would you like to pay online or by mail?
Pay online now and avoid any further consequences.
Learn more about Mandate 42, Section 7, Subsection B and how to avoid it next time.