Mandate 106

By order of the Galactic Overlord, all sentient beings are required to perform the "Dance of the Flailing Tentacles" on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Reassignment to a planet with a less-than-stellar view
• Forfeiture of all snack privileges
• Mandatory viewing of reruns of "So Bad They're Good: The Early Years" on a never-ending loop