Mandate 12: A Study in Assholian Physics

According to the latest research, Assholes are governed by a unique set of laws that defy the fundamental principles of human decency and empathy. Our team of experts has identified the following key findings:

• The Asshole Inverse Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction of passive-aggressive whining.
• The Law of Relativity: The Asshole's perception of time is directly proportional to the durationประก they can ignore your request before responding with a half-hearted "maybe".
• The Asshole's Law of Conservation of Irritants: The total amount of annoyance remains constant, even as the Asshole's excuses and justifications change.

Stay tuned for further updates as we continue to study the fascinating world of Asshole Physicists!