John Smith
Chairman of the Committee on Unnecessary Red Tape
John Smith is the chairman of this committee, and he's not afraid to make his presence known. He's a man of great vision, and his leadership has been instrumental in creating a bureaucratic nightmare for everyone in the department.
John Doe
Vice Chairman of the Committee on Red Tape
John Doe is the vice chairman of this committee, and he's not afraid to take credit for all the work he's done. He's a master of the art of doing nothing, and his expertise is unparalleled.