The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

Exhibit A: The Sock in Question

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sock is a sad thing. But how did it get here?

Exhibit B: Witness Statements

• Statement from the Fuzzy Sock Monster
• Statement from the Sock Puppeteer

Exhibit C: Forensic Evidence

Exhibit D: Expert Analysis

"This fabric shows signs of extreme wear and tear, consistent with being dragged behind a washing machine." - Dr. Sockologist, Forensic Expert

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