Q: What is Mandate 2?

A: Mandate 2 is a highly classified, top-secret government program dedicated to making really bad decisions really quickly.

Q: Why should I care about Mandate 2?

A: Because, honestly, you probably won't.

Q: Can I join Mandate 2?

A: Only if you're willing to sign a really long contract with a lot of fine print that you'll never read.

Q: What's the deal with all these subpages?

A: They're just a series of increasingly absurd submandates that we're trying to keep under the radar.

See Subpage 2 for more information.