A: Mandate 2: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Bureaucratic Efficiency is a series of edicts from the Council of Bureaucrats, aimed at streamlining the process of doing nothing productive.
A: First, make sure to use a pencil. Then, fill out every single box, even if it seems unnecessary. Repeat this process until your hand cramps.
A: Because the Council of Bureaucrats is a stickler for consistency. And also because we lost the other copy. Just kidding, we just really like seeing you squirm.