Due to unforeseen bureaucratic entanglements, we have encountered an unexpected setback in the implementation of Mandate 2. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly incompetent, bureaucrats are currently busy redefining the meaning of "emergency" to include "coffee breaks" and "napping in the supply closet."
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and are working tirelessly to expedite the process. In the meantime, please enjoy the soothing sounds of our office coffee machine, which is currently on its 4th iteration.
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