Warning: Reading this page may cause excessive snacking and spontaneous urges to wear pajama pants.
Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 people who have worn pajama pants in public have experienced a 99% increase in feelings of comfort and relaxation.
However, 1 out of 10 people have experienced a 99% increase in spontaneous combustion. We cannot guarantee the safety of our readers.
To learn more about the risks and benefits of mandatory pajama pants, visit our Facts and Figures page.