Theories of Mandate 2

Here are the most radical, out-of-the-box, completely-made-up theories in the land:

• Quantum Paprika - A theory about the unifying force of paprika in the universe
• Space Cow - A theory about the existence of a sentient, galaxy-spanning cow
• Chrono-Sushi - A theory about the cyclical nature of time and the importance of sushi in the universe

Warning: these theories are highly unproven and may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion of laughter. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion of all three.

Subpages:

• Quantum Paprika
• Space Cow
• Chrono-Sushi

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