Space Cow: Mandate 2

According to the sacred texts of the Space Cow, Mandate 2 is a collection of unproven, yet totally-not-made-up theories about the workings of the universe. These theories are not supported by scientific evidence, but they sound kinda cool.

1. The Theory of the Infinite Cheese Supply

It is written that a boundless, dimension-hopping wheel of cheese exists in the fabric of space-time, and that we are mere mortals bound to its will.

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2. The Law of the Inevitable Doom

This theory posits that the universe is doomed to collapse under the weight of its own existential dread, and that we are all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust in the maelstrom of impending disaster.

3. The Hypothesis of the Disco Ball Singularity

This radical theory proposes that the universe is actually a giant disco ball, and that all matter is made up of tiny, flashing lights and mirrors.

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Mandate 2: Theories of the Cosmos

1. The Theory of the Infinite Cheese Supply

2. The Law of the Inevitable Doom

3. The Hypothesis of the Disco Ball Singularity