In the year 2022, the government issued a comprehensive set of regulations to govern the behavior of all sentient beings. These regulations, known as Mandate 202, cover everything from the proper way to wear socks to the optimal frequency of flossing. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced watching of reruns of Section 101: The Sock Protocol.
Section 505, Subsection 505, is the specific set of regulations governing the consumption of pizza. It is mandatory that all pizzas be consumed in a clockwise direction, with a minimum of three slices eaten before any condiments may be applied. Failure to comply will result in the immediate revocation of your pizza privileges.
Learn more about Section 101: The Sock Protocol | Explore Subsection 202: The Floss Frequency