Justification 23: The Art of Procrastination

As a renowned expert in the field of Procrastination, I'm here to tell you that sometimes you just need to take a break from productivity. Like, really take a break. For hours. Or days. Or weeks. You know, for the sake of science.

Here's a breakdown of the top 5 excuses I use to justify my procrastination:

• 1. I'm just doing some research on the art of doing nothing.
• 2. My computer's just not responding, so I'm just going to take a little break.
• 3. I'm just taking a power nap, because I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
• 4. I need to attend to some important cat videos.
• 5. I'm just reorganizing my sock drawer for the 5th time this week.

Stay tuned for more justifications, and remember: Procrastination is just a form of creative problem-solving!