Justification 25: The Ultimate Cop-out

Justification 24: It's Not My Fault!

When the cat hairballs are a problem, it's not the cat's fault. It's the cat's fault's fault.

Justification 26: The Blame Game

Justification 27: The Art of Doing Nothing

Justification 23: The Sudden Onset of Suddenness

When the coffee machine breaks, it's because the coffee is too strong.

Justification 28: The Coffee Conundrum

Justification 24: The Unavoidable Consequence of Not Trying Hard Enough

Justification 23: It's a Trap!

When the elevator is broken, it's because it's trying to escape.

Justification 23: The Elevator Escape