JUSTIFICATION 3: THE ULTIMATE REDEMPTION

After two failed attempts, the third and final justification is upon us! With the power of pure, unadulterated logic, we shall finally achieve our goal: WORLD DOMINATION!

1. Step 1: Build a giant, robotic, laser-powered, death-ray-emitting, giant metal spider.
2. Step 2: Use the spider's laser to melt the polar ice caps.
3. Step 3: Use the resulting floodwaters to create a giant, city-destroying tidal wave.
4. Step 4: Rebuild the world in our image, with giant, neon, disco-ball-shaped skyscrapers.