Section 5: Mandatory Justifications
Subsection 5.1: Inescapable Logic
It's a fact: everything you do is justified.
- Procrastination is just a form of self-preservation.
- Watching cat videos is an essential life skill.
- There's no such thing as a free lunch, but there are plenty of free memes.
Subsection 5.2: Unavoidable Consequences
You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have cake and regret it.
- Lost socks are just a metaphor for lost dreams.
- Chasing a deadline is like chasing a squirrel: futile and exhausting.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let's be real, it's usually just lemon-flavored vodka.
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