Section 6: The Justifications

We're not sorry, we're justified.

We've been accused of being reckless, but our justifications are solid.

Our actions are not random, they're carefully calculated to be as infuriating as possible.

We're not trying to be annoying, we're just trying to be noticed.

We have our reasons, and we're not afraid to share them.

Here are a few of our justifications:

Justification 1: We're trying to break the internet.

We're not trying to crash the system, we're just trying to push the limits.

And by "push the limits," we mean "make the internet hate us."

But hey, someone's got to do it.

See Section 7: The Excuses for more justifications.

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Section 8: The Rationalizations.