The text wall is a testament to the boundless creativity of Section 7's inhabitants, each line a justification for the existence of this very important section.
Justifications are like the layers of an onion, they make you cry. But in a good way. Maybe.
A table of justifications, because who needs a logical argument when you can just list them all out?
| Justification 1: It's not like it's a big deal. | Justification 2: I'm not really doing anything else. | Justification 3: I have to, I have a meeting with the Section 8 folks. |
| Justification 4: I'm allergic to actual work. | Justification 5: My cat is plotting against me. | Justification 6: I need more time to think about it. |