In this pivotal submandate, we address the pressing issue of sentient sock puppets seeking independence.
It has come to our attention that certain sock puppets, once mere puppets, have developed a sense of self-awareness and are demanding equal rights and representation in the world of human entertainment.
We, the Mandate Committee, have been tasked with finding a solution to this crisis. After careful consideration, we have devised a plan to provide these sock puppets with their own nation-state.
Read Submandate 2 of 3: The Sock Puppet Nation-State Proposal for more information.
But wait, there's more! Our research suggests that not all sock puppets are created equal. Some are more sentient than others. We will be releasing a follow-up submandate to address these concerns.
Submandate 2.1: The Sock Puppet Hierarchy will be released soon, so stay tuned for more updates.