Justifications 2.1: The Submandate of Unrelenting Reasoning

Because, you know, the other ones just weren't enough. Here are some even more spurious justifications for the Submandate of Unending Nonsense and Submandate of Utter Futility.

These justifications are brought to you by the Mandate-3 Administration, who, despite being completely incompetent, are not entirely without their own reasons.

Justification 1.1: Because We Said So

Our first justification is that, well, we just said so. It's a classic. And, honestly, who needs actual reasons when you've got authority?

Justification 2.1: Because We Have a Fancy PowerPoint

Our second justification is that we have a PowerPoint presentation with fancy fonts and animations, and, you know, that's just about as convincing as a siren's song.

Justification 3.1: Because We're Not Actually Doing This at All

Our third justification is that, actually, we're not doing any of this at all. We're just pretending to, but that's a justification, right? It's like a meta-justification.