Mandate 3: The Justification Edition

Because Submandate 1 was clearly insufficient, we're back with more justifications for the sake of justifying things!

Justification 1: Because I said so

Trust me, it's true. I've been saying it for years.

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Justification 2: Because science says so

A study of 100 people who clearly have no business being trusted agreed with me 100%.

Read more about the study that proves it

Justification 3: Because I'm a genius

It's a well-known fact that geniuses like me have a monopoly on truth and justice.

Read more about my many awards and accolades