Mandate 3: The Justification Edition
Because Submandate 1 was clearly insufficient, we're back with more justifications for the sake of justifying things!
Justification 1: Because I said so
Trust me, it's true. I've been saying it for years.
Read more about why I'm rightJustification 2: Because science says so
A study of 100 people who clearly have no business being trusted agreed with me 100%.
Read more about the study that proves itJustification 3: Because I'm a genius
It's a well-known fact that geniuses like me have a monopoly on truth and justice.
Read more about my many awards and accolades