As the CEO, I am the sole decision-maker of this company. And by "sole decision-maker," I mean that I get to decide what's for lunch.
Justification 1: The coffee machine is always broken, so I must be the one to decide when it's fixed.
See also: The Employees' Justifications for Not Fixing the Coffee Machine
Justification 2: The foosball table is the best investment opportunity this company has ever seen.
Read about the Foosball Table's impressive ROI
Justification 3: I'm pretty sure the company's stock would tank if I didn't have a foosball table in the break room.