As we all know, the Mandate is a thing of great import. But have you ever stopped to think about why we're doing all this? What's the point of it all, really?
It's simple: we're justifying because we're justifying. It's a feedback loop of justification, a self-sustaining cycle of rationality.
We've been justifying since the dawn of time, and it's only gotten more complicated since then. But that's what makes it so delightful!
Below is a matrix of all the possible justifications. Don't worry, we won't overwhelm you with too much data.
| Justification | Reasons Why |
|---|---|
| Justification 11: Because I Said So | We said so, that's all that matters. |
| Justification 12: The Emperor Has New Clothes | The Emperor has new clothes, and we're the ones who have to pay for it. |
| Justification 13: The Sky is Falling | The sky is falling, and so are our standards. |
And that's all there is to say on this topic. If you're still confused, don't worry. We're not either.