Justification for why we're forcing you to eat beets at the cafeteria.
It's because they're the root of all happiness.
Studies have shown that eating beets will make you 99.9% more likely to smile at a stranger.
This is a scientifically proven fact, we swear.
Don't question the science, just eat the beets.
See more justifications Implementation Details Frequently Asked QuestionsBeet-related side effects: increased gassiness, temporary discoloration of skin, and spontaneous outbursts of joy.
Don't worry, they're worth it.
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