For when the overlords at Mandate-3 demand justification.
As a seasoned justifier, you've been tasked with providing the proper justification for the impending doom that is Mandate-3. Below, you'll find a few pointers to help you craft the perfect justification.
It's all about flowcharts and diagrams, folks. Make sure to use plenty of arrows and boxes to illustrate the intricate web of deceit you've woven.
See our previous work: Justification 5.3.3 for more tips and tricks. Or, if you're feeling fancy, try Justification 5.3.6, the advanced course.
Use words, lots and lots of words. Make them flow like honey, sweet and viscous, until they're stuck in the victim's head like a pesky fly.
Don't forget to sprinkle in a few buzzwords: synergy, paradigm, and paradigmatic. These will make your justification sound like it's been written by a team of highly trained, highly paid consultants.
For more on the art of persuasion, see Justification 5.3.1: Wherein lies the Power of the Word.