Justifications for Mandate 3, Subsection 5.4: Because You Asked for It

Due to an unexpected turn of events, we are currently experiencing a high level of existential dread. Please stand by while we attempt to justify our actions in accordance with Mandate 3, Subsection 5.4.

We are the authorities on this matter, and our justifications are as follows:

1. We are the ones in charge, and you're not. That's just the way it is.
2. We have a fancy suit, a badge, and a stern expression. This is not a drill.
3. We are 99.99% certain this is the correct course of action, but we'll pretend to be 100% for your benefit.
4. We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts who agree with us. They're not just yes-men, we swear.

We hope this clears up any confusion. If not, please refer to Mandate 3, Subsection 5.3 for more information, or Mandate 3, Subsection 5.5 for an alternate perspective.