Mandate 3-1: The Official Guide to Not Doing Anything

Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you find yourself constantly wondering why everyone around you is so productive? Do you just want to spend your days in a haze of procrastination and regret?

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With our expertly crafted guide, you'll learn how to:

• Perfect the art of staring at a wall
• Develop a keen sense of hearing the sound of your own breathing
• Become an expert in the field of doing the absolute minimum

And that's not all! With our comprehensive guide, you'll also learn how to:

• Make excuses for not doing anything
• Convince yourself (and others) that you're actually doing something
• Justify your existence as a functioning member of society

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