Welcome to Procrastination 101, where we teach you the art of doing nothing productive. Our expert instructors, all of whom are experts in the field of doing nothing, will guide you through the basics of putting off work until the last minute, browsing cat videos, and making excuses for why you can't meet a deadline.
Course Description: This course is designed for those who are struggling to find a reason to get out of bed in the morning, or who are simply looking for a way to avoid doing anything remotely productive. Our comprehensive curriculum includes:
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This subchapter is a comprehensive guide on how to create the perfect excuse. From the classic "I had a meeting with a squirrel" to the more complex "I'm allergic to productivity."
For more information on this subtopic, visit Advanced Excuses.
This subchapter is a guide on how to take breaks in the most effective way. From short breaks to long breaks, we cover it all. Learn how to take a break from your work and still feel productive, or not.
For more information on this subtopic, visit Break 101 Basics.
Or if you're feeling really stuck, try our Panic Break page.