Mandate 5.0: Because Who Needs Efficiency Anyway?

Section 1: Inefficiency by Design

• The Art of Doing the Same Thing Twice
• The Bureaucratic Committee: Where Meetings Are Forever

Section 2: Red Tape and Bureaucratic Redundancy

• Forms for the Sake of Forms
• The Bureaucratic Overhead: A Game of Musical Chairs

Section 3: The Art of Waiting

• The Waiting Room: A Place Where Time Stands Still
• The Queue: Where the Line is Long and the Bureaucracy is Longer

Section 4: The Bureaucratic Alphabet Soup

• A is for Abstraction, B is for Byzantine, C is for...
• Committee Speak: A Bureaucratic Glossary

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