MANDATE 5: THE ULTIMATE RULEBOOK

ARTICLE 1: THOU SHALT NOT BE LATE FOR DINNER

Section 1-1: Thou shalt not be late for dinner without just cause. Any tardiness shall be met with stern rebuke and possible loss of snacks.

ARTICLE 2: ALL CLOTHES SHALL BE MATCHING

ARTICLE 3: THOU SHALT NOT WATCH TELEVISION WITHOUT PROVISIONAL PERMISSION