By the power vested in us, we hereby establish the following regulations for all sentient beings in the galaxy:
Article I: All spaceships shall be designed with at least 5% more neon pink stripes than actual functionality.
Article II: No one shall utter the phrase "May the odds be ever in your favor" without first consulting a certified Oracle of Truth.
Article III: The consumption of free space-fries shall be strictly prohibited, except on Thursdays.
For the sake of intergalactic harmony and the preservation of all that is good and just, we command that these regulations be upheld.
Appendices Interpretations and Clarifications