According to Article 3, Section 4 of the Intergalactic Union of Planets, Mandate 8 is the most crucial regulation in the known universe. It states that any planet with a breathable atmosphere must have at least one decent coffee shop per 5,000 inhabitants. Failure to comply will result in the Galactic Coffee Overlords imposing a fine of precisely 1,000 space-dollars per capita.
Subsection 6: The Coffee-to-Human Ratio
According to our research, Mandate 8 dictates that a planet's coffee-to-human ratio must be at least 1:5. This means that for every five humans, there must be at least one barista trained in the ancient art of espresso-making. Anything less, and the planet is subject to intergalactic ridicule and scorn.
Learn more about the intricacies of the coffee-to-human ratio.
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