Mandate 8 Explained

What is it, exactly?

Mandate 8, for the uninitiated, is a mysterious edict decreed by the all-powerful Council of Elders. Its true purpose has been shrouded in mystery for centuries, but we'll try to break it down for you.

Origins

Legend has it that Mandate 8 was born in a burst of divine inspiration during a Council of Elders meeting, where they sipped too much coffee and decided that the world needed more bureaucracy. Or something.

Key Provisions

Here are the key points to remember:

• Article I: All citizens must wear pants.
• Article II: The color red shall be used for all official documents.
• Article III: The number seven is a sacred number.
• Article IV: All meetings shall begin with a PowerPoint presentation.

Consequences of Non-Compliance

Don't think you can get away with not following Mandate 8? Think again! The Council of Elders has set the following penalties:

• First offense: A sternly worded letter.
• Second offense: Mandatory attendance at a 'Bureaucracy 101' course.
• Third offense: Reassignment to the 'Department of Red Tape'.

Want to learn more about Mandate 8? Visit our Subsection 9 for more information.

Subpages:

• Subsection 1: Historical Context
• Subsection 2: Impact on Society
• Subsection 3: Famous Non-Compliers
• Subsection 4: The Mandate 8 Monument
• Subsection 5: The Great Revolt of 3050

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can Subsection 6: Unofficial Interpretations and see what happens when you start to question the Council's authority.