Mandated Ethics 3: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Moral Ambiguity

In this, the third installment of the mandated ethics series, we dive deeper into the murky waters of moral relativism, exploring the fine line between right and wrong. Because who needs clear moral guidelines when you can have confusingly similar alternatives?

Bonus Chapter: The Ethics of Self-Service Elevators

You may not think it, but the humble office elevator has more to do with morality than you'd like to believe. In this special bonus chapter, we explore the intricacies of elevator etiquette, including but not limited to:

The Unwritten Rule of Holding the Door: An Exploration of the Unspoken Compact
Elevator Music: The Sonic Representation of Unrelenting Moral Ambiguity
The Elevator Pitch: A Paradox of Self-Service and Self-Reliance

Stay tuned for more thrilling chapters in this series, including:

This concludes our exploration of the bonus chapter series. For more on Mandated Ethics, visit our main page.

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