As per Article 17, Section 3 of the Intergalactic Mandate, all sentient beings are entitled to be righteous in all their affairs. This includes, but is not limited to, being righteously indignant, righteously indolent, and righteously entitled to a good cup of coffee.
However, this right is not without its limitations. In situations where being right would require actual effort, the being in question may be required to, you know, actually try.
Submandate 1, Article 3, Section 2 states that all beings with a pulse are entitled to be righteously indignant, provided they are not actually righteously indignant. In which case, they are entitled to be righteously indolent instead.
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