Mandate Exceptions

This is a list of exceptions to the Mandates that govern our society. Because, you know, rules are meant to be broken.

Exceptions to the Mandate of Unconditional Love

The Paradox Exception

Exceptions to the Mandate of Unconditional Respect

• The Exception to the Mandate of Unconditional Respect for the Elderly: You can be mean to your in-laws.
• The Exception to the Mandate of Unconditional Respect for the Environment: You can litter on Tuesdays.

Exceptions to the Mandate of Unconditional Happiness

The Paradox Exception

Because, you know, happiness is overrated.

The Mandate of Sarcasm

Whereby you're encouraged to be snarky and dismissive.

Exceptions to the Mandate of Unconditional Truth

The Paradox Exception

Whereby the truth is what you make it up as you go.

The Mandate of Fiction

Whereby reality is optional.