Due to unforeseen circumstances, your request has been intercepted by the Ministry of Unusual Affairs.
As per Mandate 456, subsection 9(a), your request was flagged for review by the Department of Redundancy Reduction.
After careful deliberation, we have determined that your request has a 99.99% chance of being utterly useless.
However, we have decided to serve you a response, not because we're obligated to, but because it's just so much fun to say "you can't" in a fancy font.
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