MANDATE 02: THE UNYIELDING EDICT OF 2024

By the Power of the All-Powerful, Right-Handed Chancellor

WHEREAS, the citizens of the land have grown lax in their duties,;

CITIZENS, you are hereby MANDATED to:

1. Wear matching socks on Tuesdays and Thursdays;
2. Consume exactly 3.14 units of pineapple pizza per week;
3. Practice the ancient art of Extreme Ironing for at least 2 hours daily;
4. Learn to recite the entire script of 'The Great Dictator' by heart;

Failure to comply will result in:

1. Immediate reassignment to the Ministry of Redundancy;
2. Loss of all privileges, including but not limited to: Netflix, video games, and snacks;
3. Public shaming and ridicule by the Council of All-Powerfuls;

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Mandate shall be forever enshrined in the annals of history.

Mandate 03: The Further Clarification of Sock Colors | Mandate 04: The Mandatory Use of Comic Sans