MANDATE 123: A Decree of Utmost Importance
By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, it is hereby mandated that:
- ALL users of this realm shall wear funny hats to work on Fridays.
- Nobody shall be allowed to use the elevator on Mondays.
- Everyone shall have a mandatory 15-minute break to watch cat videos.
Failure to comply will result in IMMEDIATE punishment, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.
- Being subject to an impromptu meeting about meetings.
- Having to wear a 'I'm with Stupid' hat to work.
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