Mandate Grams 2023-01-01-01: A Year in Review

Welcome to the Mandate Grams 2023-01-01-01. A year of unrelenting bureaucracy, where every day was a struggle for power, control, and decent Wi-Fi signal.

Here are some highlights:

• The Great Paperclip Rebellion of 2023: A nationwide uprising of staplers demanding better stapling.
• The Department of Mandate-grams was formed to address the growing crisis of unclear policies.
• The infamous "Mandate-gram of the Month" award was created to honor those who excel at creating confusing documents.

Stay tuned for our next installment of Mandate Grams 2023-01-02-01, where we delve into the thrilling world of policy updates!

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