Welcome to the Mandate-Grams, where the government's rules are as clear as mud!
Here are some of our most notable parodies:
Section 1: You must wear a funny hat to all public gatherings.
Section 2: You must not wear a funny hat to all public gatherings.
Section 3: You must wear a funny hat to all public gatherings, but only on Tuesdays.
Section 4: You must not wear a funny hat to all public gatherings, but only on Tuesdays.
Read the fine print here.
Remember, these are just parodies, so don't actually take them seriously.