It has come to our attention that socks, those humble foot coverings, have become sentient. They now plot against us, seeking to ensconce themselves in the washing machine, never to be seen again. We cannot let this stand.
Read Mandate 004 Subpage 1: Sock ProtocolWe propose the development of a complex system to categorize and sort the socks, thereby thwarting their nefarious plans.
See Mandate 004 Subpage 2: Algorithmic Sock ManagementA special task force has been established to ensure the swift and merciless execution of this mandate. They will be armed with an array of high-tech gadgets and an unyielding determination.
Learn more about the Sock Task Force