Mandate Careers: Where Bureaucracy Meets Boredom
Careers
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Senior Bureaucratic Analyst
Manage meetings that never end, and reports that never matter.
- Minimum 10 years of experience in unnecessary meetings
- Proficient in PowerPoint and Excel
- Strong understanding of passive-aggressive tone
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Bureaucratic Data Scientist
Take data and turn it into meaningless charts and graphs.
- Ph.D. in Statistics (or a strong understanding of Excel)
- Experience in creating reports that confuse and intimidate
- Strong skills in MS Office and PowerPoint
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Mandate Compliance Officer
Ensure that everything is done, but nothing is actually accomplished.
- Background in Law or Business Administration
- Experience in writing lengthy memos and reports
- Strong understanding of red tape and bureaucratic procedure
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Mandate Project Manager
Take a simple project and turn it into a never-ending nightmare.
- Experience in project management (or a strong understanding of procrastination)
- Skills in creating elaborate Gantt charts and timelines
- Strong understanding of Murphy's Law