MANDATE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF COMPLIANCE

By accessing this site, you agree to abide by the following terms and conditions:

1. Be aware that the coffee machine in the break room is always out of order.
2. Do not attempt to use the stapler as a pen holder. It will not improve your productivity.
3. You are not allowed to use the phrase "synergy" in any meeting without being asked to leave.
4. Remember that Fridays are not actually the best day of the week.

For more information on Mandatory Compliance, visit our sister page Mandate Training: The Art of Not Getting Fired

Or, for a more in-depth look at our company's official policy documents, visit Policy Digest