Section 4, Article 1: All citizens shall wear pants.
Section 4, Article 2: No citizen shall wear pants.
Section 4, Article 3: Citizens who wear pants on Tuesdays shall be subject to a 50% increase in taxes.
Section 4, Article 4: Any attempts to appeal this edict shall be met with stern disapproval.
Section 4, Article 5: The Supreme Council reserves the right to revise or rescind this mandate at any time, without warning or explanation.