Answer: It's a set of unyielding rules governing the optimal consumption of snacks. Don't @ us.
Q: What's the deal with the 3?
A: It's a version number, duh. We're on v3 because v2 had a few too many 'optional' rules.
Q: Can I eat Cheetos in my bed?
A: NO.
Q: Are Doritos actually a type of torture device?
A: Maybe. Possibly. We're still researching.
Q: What's the best snack to eat while watching Netflix?
A: Cheetos. Don't @ us.
Q: Can I trade my cat for snacks?
A: Only if the cat is a rare, exotic species. Otherwise, just buy more snacks.
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