Mandatory Compliance: The Unyielding Mandate

By order of the Supreme Bureaucrat, all visitors must comply with the following:

• Wear a suit of plaid at all times
• Use the metric system, except on Wednesdays
• Address all coworkers by their assigned numerical designations
• Perform the Macarena at exactly 3:14 PM every Friday

Enforce these mandates with an iron fist