Article 1: Thou Shalt Not Be a Dickhead
Section 1.1: No, really, you must not be a dickhead. It's not that hard.
Section 1.2: We mean it. Don't be a dickhead.
Article 2: Thou Shalt Use Proper Grammar
Section 2.1: Subject-verb-object, people! It's not that difficult.
Section 2.2: Commas are not optional, nor are they the devil.
Read the Mandator's Guide to Grammar for more on this.
Article 3: Thou Shalt Not Steal Our Lunch Money
Section 3.1: Don't even think about taking the last cookie from the break room.
Section 3.2: If you take the last cookie, you will be dealt with.
Learn about the Mandator's Financial Code of Conduct
Article 4: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans
Section 4.1: This one's a no-brainer.
Section 4.2: We're not kidding, it's the font of the devil.